New Orleans strikes back: Photo shoot defies time, space and matter

November 25, 2009 by Marci Hammons

Well, well, well. It was nice to finally see the photos from the Storyville Austin photo shoot. They sure did build up some anticipation. While I was waiting to see the photos, I was also wondering how I was going to approach the situation at hand. Confident that our photo shoot would remain THE GREATEST PHOTO SHOOT EVER SHOT IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE, my utmost concern was the pain that would rip into the heart and soul of our dearest, Rebekah Harvey and her tiny, little, miniature sidekick, Sandy Myers , when they realized that our photo shoot was indeed better than their own.

I've always been a kind person who deeply cares more about others than myself so, this situation to me was a tragedy. But suddenly, it all became very easy for me. With one cruel Facebook message from Rebekah, my concern for her feelings disappeared. You see, Rebekah used to tell me that I was her BFF. We would laugh together, cry together and tell each our deepest, darkest secrets. One time, Rebekah even told me how many times she has read the Twilight series. But things changed very quickly when in the heat of this competition, she signed a FB message to me as, "Sandy's BFFLEBF". Betrayal!!!!!!!

Now, with the greatest pleasure, I will reveal to you three photos that were so poisonously fantastic, that we didn't think it was safe to expose them to the public. If it was not clear before, this will be confirmation that Storyville New Orleans has most definitely shot, THE GREATEST PHOTO SHOOT EVER SHOT IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We would like to give a special shout out and thanks to The Moon , Stonehenge , and last but not least, The Bottom of the Ocean .

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